IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
and pour it on him while he sleeps
i was watching hell’s kitchen and someone dropped a fish and then this happened
"talk dirty to me"
im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out
they gave condoms at school today, i got 2, 1 for each leg
”if you’re ill why are you on the computer”